chrissie 发表于 2005-10-19 01:57:00

The nice men are ugly. <br>
好男人不帅。 <br>
     <br>
The handsome men are not nice. <br>
帅男人不好。 <br>
     <br>
The handsome and nice men are gay. <br>
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。 <br>
     <br>
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. <br>
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。 <br>
     <br>
Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money. <br>
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。 <br>
     <br>
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. <br>
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。 <br>
     <br>
The handsome men without money are after our money. <br>
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。 <br>
     <br>
The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough. <br>
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。 <br>
     <br>
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards. <br>
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。 <br>
     <br>
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! <br>
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。 <br>
     <br>
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative. <br>
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。 <br>
     <br>
NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN? <br>
现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西?<br>
<img src="../oldbbs/UBBicon/em05.GIF" width=20 height=20 align=absmiddle border=0>

政宗 发表于 2005-10-19 02:15:00

沙发..

政宗 发表于 2005-10-19 02:16:00

要了解男人..简单..你找个男友就是了啥..

一阵风 发表于 2005-10-19 04:02:00

ENGLISH这东西我还真懂不了几句..

俊枫 发表于 2005-10-19 04:47:00

惭愧啊~~~四级都没过到哩——可是我有一颗中国心

酸奶 发表于 2005-10-19 04:53:00

每个男人都不一样,想了解男人要付出很大的代价,记住几句英文没多大的用处,不过可以多学几句英文还是挺好的。

许愿知梦 发表于 2005-10-19 05:27:00

我郎个感觉搂主把不管是外国的还是中国的男人都了解得这末透彻呀?<br>
体会好深刻哟,经验好丰富哟!

酸奶 发表于 2005-10-19 05:49:00

你乱说话,小心要着打哟

咿呀啦啦 发表于 2005-10-19 21:26:00

老婆,偶服了你拉~~~

乐言 发表于 2005-10-19 21:47:00

我总结出来老,是你们要求太高老,照楼主这么说,女人要找的男人是"又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人还要对你采取积极主动的追求".天~~~~~!!!!!!!这才是找不到男人的原因~~!!
页: [1] 2 3
查看完整版本: [转帖]女孩都应该记住的几句英文